I’m Calling Out Your Bulls@!t: The Chicago Cubs

As always, these moments of pure, unadulterated bullshit unearthing are best enjoyed with a looping soundtrack.

With apologies to B&C’s own Jeremy “Goldie” Hawn, it’s inevitable that I would have had to call bullshit on this after tonight’s game. I thought about doing so last night, but I figured I would give Big Z the chance to redeem himself tonight before I ripped into the Cubs fans who counted their chickens waaaay before the rooster even impregnated the hen. I mean, I understand why Yankees fans do this – their team is the Yankees, and twenty-six world championships makes you cocky like that. I’m not saying I like Yankees fans, but at least they had some kind of reason ...